Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

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Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."