Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

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Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.