What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!