Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.