What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food