Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"