Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans