Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.