Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"