Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans