Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Where did Es-car-go.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.