Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
The octopus because it is well armed.
You stumped me!
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
One with a lot of hops.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.