How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede