Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Disgust Jokes More Disgust Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What about the orange one?

Really *sighs*