A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
A baby in the microwave :)
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
He/she's not sitting or standing!
The corner.
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"