What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"