What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What did the homeless man get for christmas ?

Hypothermia.