Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ?

Ten tickles

Hypothermia Jokes More Hypothermia Jokes

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.