Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?

J Coal

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They Planet

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What is the best joke you have heard?

Any best joke

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

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A pack o'derms

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.