What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.