Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

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What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.