Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.