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Francium.
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Bonjour"
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
because they would all surrender.
I said; "I give up"
We Surrender!
How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.
Because they always surrender!
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
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Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")
So women don't get elected.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Lithium and Iron
A retail store.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot
About 1400 dollars
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
Pho queue.
