How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.