What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.