What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.