What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy) .

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!