How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

What do you call an ugly Spanish chemist?

Iron Oxide

English Jokes More English Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.