How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

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What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .