How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

English Jokes More English Jokes

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.