How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!