Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

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How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

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What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Short Essay Jokes More Short Essay Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.