Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.