Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.