Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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I feel a bit overdressed."

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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You've got no class.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.