How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

What does an Asian get?

A broken nose.

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?