Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!