Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"