Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

World Jokes More World Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.