What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.