What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.