What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What do you call a guy who always phones people?

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

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