What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture