Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Sle Jokes More Sle Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.