How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

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How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.