How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.