How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack