How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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The leash goes slack...

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.