How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.