How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.