He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
Because she already has 315 degrees.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
He wanted to see stars during the day.
Then it hits me.
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Look at all that ash...
When the leash goes slack.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
The leash goes slack
A: The leash goes slack.
