How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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The Spanish Inquisition.

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He types, "HALOL"

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A moo'd specialist.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

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Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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The employees where slacking off.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.