How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.