How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)