What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do you call a black man in a stunt plane?

The brown streak.

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison