What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.