How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!