How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.