How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.