How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.