How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.