What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5