What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

New Zealander Jokes More New Zealander Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander