What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Yo Ho Jokes More Yo Ho Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"