What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!