How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!