How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"