How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"