How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"