Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.