Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.