Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.