Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.