Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.