Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure