What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.