Herpe Jokes

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

What's in Pandora's box?

A fine case of herpes.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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They Both Shall Rise Again!

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!