a play on warts
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Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Herpes.
A fine case of herpes.
I don't have any friends.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Herpes last forever.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
It's a sore subject.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
An incurable romantic.
A corn on the cob
a Cankersaurus!
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
He played many more pieces.
Star Warts.
Star Warts !
Hermit Crabs
green pees
Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips on my pianist.
Nobody knows
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
