How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What's in Pandora's box?

A fine case of herpes.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place