How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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It's a sore subject.

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She loves cheap bills

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.