Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

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What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.