Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

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Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.