Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?