Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola