Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Unsatisfie Jokes More Unsatisfie Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.