Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Unsatisfie Jokes More Unsatisfie Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.