Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Who wins the election?

America.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.