What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well