What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.