What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo