What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What sound does a racist machine gun make?

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.